Dear Lord

I ran across this the other day and could not help but laugh....

Dear Lord,

SO far today, I'm doing all right. I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or self-indulgent. I have not whined, complained, threatened my children, used time-out, or eaten any chocolate. I have charged nothing on my credit card.

But, I will be getting out of bed in a minute, and I think I will really need your help then.